Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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