Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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