I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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