I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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