heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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