meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize