I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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