i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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