ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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