I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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