that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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