i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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