What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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