it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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