Jerry, you need to find god
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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