how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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