My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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