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her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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