she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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