I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
not ubering you a puppy
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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