yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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