That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
