did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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