Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
