I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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