Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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