did you get engaged???
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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