Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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