I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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