The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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