so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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