It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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