Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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