South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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