I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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