I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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