At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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