Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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