these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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