I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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