I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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