What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Randomize