Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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