dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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