Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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