Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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