Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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