i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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