Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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