walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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