We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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