I'm drive I can fine osifer
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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