mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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