Do you still have your period?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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