Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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